Utter Absurdness

The only reason why I often miss people’s attention is because my glitter fade my existence. And maybe that’s why they don’t see my face glowing as they are already blind because of its glow. (It’s just another way of saying that fair and handsome for mens does not meet its commitment.

And yes, can anyone let me know how to remove some blog from reading list.    “ You got to do what you got to do”. (Don’t bother about that line its just some dialogue from the movie that is being played in my room.)  But do let me know about the way to remove some blog from my reading list. Its just that sometimes it brings back some painful memories. (Like, once I wanted to go to ISB so I started following its admission wala blog). You can understand, right!

 If I say that our thoughts are like a chain reaction, one brings another in. What would you say? Hmm, Ok don’t bother. For example you start with riding a bicycle and you will end up with “desh ki kya durdasha ho rahi he?".(I am still working on how did cycle wala got up to that thought while riding). Other than that, you will also end up being a husband of every beautiful girl that cross your way, and being a father of her child (I am talking about end product over here and not the process) then, having dinner from her own hand, and you will see how she is arranging each small detail in the house (other than your chaddi’s, you don’t think of them while riding a bicycle), She is making your house beautiful like in dreams(So basically what I meant to say is that,  in your dreams she(every beautiful girl that cross your path) is making your house beautiful just like in your dreams, great!!,  cant we have a ready-made beautiful house in the dreams at least.) These dreams basically are the product of the unconscious mind, except for the time when a beautiful girl is crossing your road. Yeh sunder ladkiya ache acchhoko sula deti he (Muhavara he bhai). So where were we? Ahh Right! DREAMS!, These are the product of our unconscious mind in which some subconscious part of it is taking over the unconscious part and conscious part don’t know nothing about it because he is sleeping, He has got a presentation tomorrow;  so please let him sleep. The main theme of the dream is actually decided by our subconscious mind unconsciously and the playlist is always on the shuffle mode but the most probability is for those themes which are happening currently. And most important of all the best dreams are those which cross this threshold of probabilitiness and dwell into the most improbable part of that list to just surprise us. And give us that Ooo teri!Wapis sone de wali feeling.And For those who don’t dream(I mean dreams while sleeping and not like-I want to be a engineer wale Dreams) it means that they haven’t got any subconscious or unconscious part of brain, I really feel sorry for them, And happy for cycle walas that everyone of them has got bigger brains than the others. You know, I also had a dream, and that too I want to be a engineer wala dream. I always wanted to be a Doctor at first, and then many things thereafter, most of which  are not important, So I am not listing them here)But mudde ki bat yeh ki , recalling these dreams always leave me in pain. No No, there is one more thing more painful than that. “I am in Orissa, no no, it should be more like I am still in Orissa.  (This is the biggest of the pain)). (Wo konsa bracket kahase shuru hota he uspe pe dhyan mat do, likhte likhte bhul jata hu)

It had been over 5 years that I am in Orissa but honestly, there are many things I don’t understand. Like...

1.    Why does every other person is named bhahina.

2.    Even if he is male why is it we have to call him bhahina. I guess they should split this word as bhai na.

3.    Though odiya has got a status of an independent language, people haven’t got any respect for it. Every sentence will finish with Chhi. Even during talks of food. See this…

a.     Khana khau chhiiiii!

b.    Koti jau chiiii!

c.     Kono karu chhiiii!

d.    Aimiti kono pai bulu chhiii!

No hard feelings, but from the time I got over here, I find that people here suffer a lot from cof and cold. And I guess thats why they sneez too much. (Go through the list in point #2)
There are number of sneezing types in other regions also, like
Gujarat: su chhe su chhe su chhe
North (Thoda dhang ke log) : chhi, kshamakijiye
North east:  -------
(wo unki nak choti hoti he to chhikne ki aawaj bhi sunai nahi deti)
Tamil:   ஆயுசுநூறு (Dont ask me what does that mean)
Andhra: chhi pendi

Marathi: acchhi, shrrrrr shrrrr (This sound is for blowing nose)

Hariyana:  aachhi b*en**od

Panjabi: La cchhi behen di

Bangali:  Ma chhhi (khub  bhalo)

NOTE: The above list does not mean no harm to nobody. Its just there to console soul of people of regions. (This also includes myself and Viru Tau ) and also to tell every soul that he is not different from others, (Though Gita says so).

Apart from this chain reaction, there are things that I think I should share with you. but you know I am too selfish and tired . So needs a rest. So I am gonna go and switch my unconsciously subconscious mind into that improbabilitius region and think about that desh ki durdasha wali thing. So see you later.